The UN: A New Location, Location, Location
That is correct. The South Pole! This way, they won't be disturbing Santa Claus, we get them off our soil, and for six months out of the year (I think) they will not be able to leave Antarctica to have fancy dinners at our (tax-dollars) expense! Yes, by jove I think I've got it! :)
PS. You may take a look or buy this book, "Big Dead Place" at Amazon.com. Have a great day everyone.